And lo, there was. It was covered in dust, like no one had been down here in ages, and it wasn't anything spectacular...
but now it was hers! Her domain! Her secret lair! Muahahhaha...she'd have to make sure to get another TA job if Mr. Caffrey ever left, so she could keep her access here.
The first thing she did was put up a target, draw a gray-faced zombie on it, and start throwing knives.
[open, of course, to all Fandom TA's. Who have probably forgotten this was here, since the last time anyone posted was 2009.]