Mischief and Mayhem Club, Meeting #2, Monday Night, 11 pm, TA Lounge

[intraspective]

A figure with an extravagant mask on, and wearing a cloak was the first into the lounge that evening. As such, and taking it upon herself (as the figure was a girl, you see, though the cloak hid most of that), she set up for the meeting and awaited the rest of the crew.

Tonight, she decided, she’d lead. After all, it had been said that they’d take turns. Once everyone had hopefully arrived, she stood up to call the meeting to order. Who better than a Princess, after all?

She'd just opened her mouth to speak when...

Tyler	Tyler had been watching the masked figures gather from a shadowy vantage point in the hallway. When it seemed like no one else was coming, he opened the door, strode in, and perched on a table where most of the group could see him. No mask, no robe, just himself. "Hey guys," he said, leaning forward to look them over. "Am I late?"
Princess Butterfly	Princess Butterfly blinked and stared at him for a moment--oh, crap they'd already been found--before raising her chin imperiously. "You weren't invited," she said smoothly, scrambling to remember his last name and failing miserably, "Mr. Tyler." It was Tyler-sensei, but that'd give away her identity really quick.
Tyler	"Oh, nuts, and I thought my invitation just got lost in the mail," Tyler said, feigning upset. "Look, you go writing on the sidewalk in front of school, odds are one of the teachers will notice. You're just lucky it was me. I think this will be fun." He appraised the group thoughtfully. "I have to say, nice work on the upside-down common room -- that was you, right? So what's the second act?"
Princess Butterfly	Princess Butterfly was going to give Mercury a bit of a Look for that one really. So not her fault, seriously. But at least he wasn't kicking them out, or taking them to Principal Winchester. "Still under debate," she said, with a glance at the rest of the group, "we're contemplating something for the parents this coming weekend, nothing major--mix-matched drawers and switching clothing around. For other pranks ideas are tentative, but include switching all the dorm room numbers around and seeing how long it would take people to notice, or spray-painting the sidewalks blue and covering them with fish."
Tyler	"Huh," Tyler said. Nothing harmful, nothing that targeted anyone in particular, nothing he needed to go to the principal with -- especially not with him as a guiding hand. "I like the fish one. Especially if you're good enough artists to convince people it's really water and they get all nervous. Dorm room numbers, no one would care. Drawers have possibilities, especially if you swapped the underwear." He gave a little restless shrug, started walking round the room. "I'm not here to be a narc, by the way. And I'm not here to run things. You run things. I make sure nobody gets hurt." A beat. "And I don't wear a freaking mask."
Princess Butterfly	That was good enough for her, really. Princess Butterfly could only hope it good for the rest of them as well. "It shall be as you say then." A beat. "Mom." And she was so going to keep calling him that. And, come to think of it, she was going to get them all to call him that. "His codename is Mom." Pure innocence, really.

[Preplayed with the totally awesome tyler_back. Meeting is NFB, and for those who know who they are only, please! Wait for the OCD is up! Plot your hearts out!]

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Re: Plot - Parent's Weekend

[the_merriest]

"Can we do fund-raising?" Mercury asked. "So it's not ... people funding it, exactly? I don't know how that'd work. It's not like we can have a bake sale."

Re: Plot - Random Prank

[thatsamilkshake]

"But they'd be dead fish." Wallflower flailed a bit, but it was only visible in her hands. "And candy ones wouldn't have sacrificed their little fishy lives for a joke!"

Re: Gape At 'Mom'

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

Violet stared and suppressed a small giggle, whispering, "Cool."

Re: Plot - Parent's Weekend

[the_merriest]

"Plus, it'd be pretty harmless," Mercury said. "Fairly chaotic, but nobody's gonna be scarred for life by going into the wrong room. Just really, really confused."

Unless people were having hot sex during Parents' Weekend without locking their doors. Which kinda sounded like a bad idea to begin with.

Re: Plot - Random Prank

[the_merriest]

"And the Gummi fish seem way more like some sort of Art statement," Mercury noted. "Behold, the futility of water, and a bunch of dead Gummi fish. Ones that don't smell as bad as real dead fish would."

Groooooss.

Re: Plot - Parent's Weekend

[tyler_gone]

"Sure you could," Tyler said, "You just need to fundraise for something else. You're selling cookies to fund research into the menace of acute rhinitus, or to alleviate the effects of dihydrogen monoxide. You get money, for the club and you get to find out who all the idiots on campus are."

Tyler's morality on getting money might not have been the best, no.

Re: Plot - Random Prank

[thatsamilkshake]

"Plus if we got hungry while we were doing it we could eat the extras." Just in case there was any doubt as to who was behind the mask.

Re: Plot - Parent's Weekend

[heromaniac]

Red Demon nodded. "Especially if the numbers didn't make sense? Like 3 next to 9 across from 14 and 20."

Re: Plot - Random Prank

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Wolfman frowned at her. "No, but dead fish are tasty!" He coughed self-consciously. "Not that I grew up in a fishing village or anything. You might know someone who did, but I'm not him."

Re: Gape At 'Mom'

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"Wolves are strong, swift, noble, cunning creatures of the night!!!" Wolfman protested. "Like us!"

Re: Plot - Parent's Weekend

[intraspective]

"Have a booth at the next Monthly Market?" Ino suggested. "Dress up as fortune tellers, or something, and pretend to be from a different world. People can come and get their fortune told, and we'll fake it. Even if we're dead wrong 'bout it, 'we'll' be gone."

Re: Plot - Random Prank

[intraspective]

"They're not so tasty if they've been sitting on pavement for six hours," she said, dubiously. "I don't even need to try it to know that."

Re: Plot - Random Prank

[intraspective]

"True enough," she mused. "And, well, if nothing else Gummi fish are easier to clean up after it all."

Re: Gape At 'Mom'

[tyler_gone]

"No, no, wolves are fantastic," Tyler said. "Nothing against them at all."

Re: Plot - Random Prank

[heromaniac]

"Dead fish is very tasty, I agree." Red Demon smiled. "But I didn't grow up in a fishing village, so I also think that leaving fish lying on the sidewalk is smelly."

She shrugged. "But if that's what the group decides, I'll help. It won't waste candy, so that's one plus."

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[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

Sparkle...twink

Re: Plot - Parent's Weekend

[tyler_gone]

"I like that," Tyler nodded. "Keep it vague, say a few nice things, and get out."

Re: Gape At 'Mom'

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"But you don't think I'm worthy of the name," Wolfman pouted. "That's not very nice."

Re: Gape At 'Mom'

[tyler_gone]

Tyler rubbed his forehead. "Nah, you're totally ... worthy. Ignore me, I'm old."

He thought code names were goofy. That was all.

Re: Sign In

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Mr. Peanut

Re: Gape At 'Mom'

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Hey Tyler!" Mr. Peanut said. It was obvious he was Mr. Peanut because of the whole Mr. Peanut costume.

With a cape.

"Can we kidnap geese?"

Re: Plot - Parent's Weekend

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"I like that idea," Mr. Peanut nodded. "Especially if we swap boys clothes with girl clothes.

Re: Sign In

[wantstodirect]

Smoke

Re: Sign In

[raspberryturk]

Red Kite

Re: Plot - Parent's Weekend

[raspberryturk]

"Welcome packages to the island," Red Kite tossed in. "Things like maps, lists of all the local places to eat. And make a point to mess up the street names on the maps, or switch around the info on the local businesses. Stark Industries, best burgers in town, zoto."