"I'm not sure what started the fight -- I went back to pick out a chair, and when I found them again, there were pillows flying everywhere. But I think Zero values her life too much to call Parker Maureen. Besides, Zero's first name is Skank." Angela wrinkles her nose. "Which is way worse."

"And I got ... too much stuff. The chair, a bookcase, a couple prints for my walls, and a bedspread. Oh, and a rug and pillows for Anders."