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Assistants' Lounge, Tuesday, March 28

Up early that morning and unable to fall back asleep, Bel wandered down to the Assistants' Lounge and opened it up for the day.
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Lunch

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-03-28 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
"The Naughty Thing 30% of Couples Do in Bed." Huh. Interesting.

Time to order some Chinese.

Re: Lunch

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-03-28 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Not being stupid enough to brave the cafeteria Callisto decided to see if anyone in the lounge had ordered takeout. "Funny, you always struck me as more of an InStyle reader."
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Re: Lunch

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-03-28 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Bel turned to a page on fashion that showed women in tiny bikinis. "For a women's magazine it sure shows a lot of flesh," he said, trying to sound casual.

Re: Lunch

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-03-28 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"You think guys are the only ones interested in scantily clad women?" Callisto asked. "Pity, most of those girls are fake."
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Re: Lunch

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-03-28 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, gotta say I prefer the real and natural look," Bel agreed. "Plastic may be nice to look at, but not as much fun to be with."

Re: Lunch

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-03-28 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Can't say I've ever had the misfortune of not having the geniune article to play with," Callisto shrugged. "One advantage of coming from a 'primitive' society."
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Re: Lunch

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-03-28 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Demons mostly use magic for any, uh, enhancements," Bel said. "Cheating, I suppose, but it's a lot more like the real thing." He looked Callisto over, wondering if asking her about those playmates would get him slapped.

Re: Lunch

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-03-28 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
If Callisto could read minds she would have said, yes, they were, and yes, it would, but luckily for Bel she couldn't. "So demons get, uh," she made a gesture with her pinky. "Insecure, too."
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Re: Lunch

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-03-28 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
He shrugged. "Yeah, I guess so," he said. "Luckily I don't have that kind of problem with insecurity. Happy enough with what I got naturally in both human and demon forms. Guess I lucked out."

Re: Lunch

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-03-28 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Apart from being glad you're not going to try anything to make up for any percieved shortcomings, I think that's all I'll ever need or want to know on that particular subject."
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Re: Lunch

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-03-28 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't have any shortcomings," Bel said. "I'd say just ask Phoebe but she's a little afraid of you."

Re: Lunch

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-03-28 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"Again, Bel," Callisto coughed and held up a hand. "More than I need to know, so long as you're happy."
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Re: Lunch

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-03-28 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"Quite so," Bel said. "Nice to know you're so concerned about my happiness."

Re: Lunch

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-03-28 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey, the more you're happy with your girlfriend, the less I have to worry about you going after my boyfriend. Angel's nobility schtick must be catching."
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Re: Lunch

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-03-28 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Guess you won't want to see the boykissy then? It does seem to be contagious," he agreed. "I'm trying to learn it myself."

Re: Lunch

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-03-28 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Are you kidding? It's boykissy, of course I want to see it. Just try and avoid the associated brooding," Callisto snickered. "I don't think there's enough glitter in the world to brighten up two of you."
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Re: Lunch

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-03-28 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"Just so long as boykissy doesn't lead to boyfondling and then to boysexing? You're no fun. I think I got the brooding part down already," Bel said with a laugh. "But if Angel and I ever run into each other on the roof, the brood factor could be devastating."

Re: Lunch

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-03-28 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Someone has to keep an eye on that perfect happiness clause, other next thing you know it'll be leather pants and orgies and...what's the flaw here again? Oh noes, that would be terrible," Callisto said dramatically. "Maybe we should set up a brooding timetable."
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Re: Lunch

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-03-28 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Flaw? What flaw? I get Monday, Wednesday, Friday; Angel gets Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday; and we leave Sunday for the occasional random brooder other than us?" Bel suggested jokingly.

Re: Lunch

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-03-28 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Callist laughed. "There's always a catch with leather pants and orgies. Always. Works for me."
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Re: Lunch

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-03-28 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Of course, there may be emergency brooding, which could lead to quick negotiations to swap days, but I'm sure we can work those out," Bel said, grinning.
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