fandomassistant | Mischief and Mayhem Club, Meeting #5, Monday night, 11 pm, TA Lounge

In the darkness of night, the the club members gathered. By ones and twos they slipped into the TA lounge, where a figure stood waiting, pacing back and forth in front of the room.

"Welcome, Brethren and Sistren," Wolfman intoned. "Welcome, to our gathering of mischief, mayhem, and CHAOS."

He stopped, and the mask swept across the room, encompassing everyone in its gaze. "We're not answerable to anyone. We don't have a leader. We are an anarchistic commune of awesome. And yet..." He started pacing again. "And yet, we're out of ideas for pranks, and here I am unlocking the room and setting up for the whateverth time in a row. I'm always LATE to things! I shouldn't be the first one here! Do we need to set up a neat little SCHEDULE for our chaos???"

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you all to..."

His hands emerged from within the cloak, each holding a Artic Blast Super Soaker, and icy cold water sprayed across the assembled.

"SUCK IT, BIZNATCHES!!!"

Wolfman cackled madly as he sprayed the room, and then stopped abruptly. "See? THAT'S chaos! Why can't we all do something like THAT to the school, huh?"

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Wherein we decide to do stuff to OTHER people.

"You're here first because you have no life," Mercury huffed. What? She was cold. "And we did the fish-thing and it was awesome and we were gonna do the room numbers one next, right? Or did we have other ideas?"

"Will the room numbers work on students? Or did we kind of miss out on the timing window for that with Parents Weekend?" Wallflower asked.

"Good point," Mercury said. "People won't get confused by their room numbers being off. Can we swap around some of the things in the common rooms, instead? Like move one of the couches to the other floors, and vice versa?"

"Instead of swapping, what if we just move stuff from one common room into another? Leave one empty and the other one overstuffed?"

Red Demon had been inspired by the musical fish. "I have a strange idea. What about those musical buttons that they have at craft stores? We could put them up in random places all over the island with little signs that say 'don't press me' or 'press to enter' or 'press in sequence' or silly stuff like that?" Okay, so an inspired Red Demon is not much to witness. "And if pressed, all they do is play the same annoying song over and over."

"Oooooooh." Mercury bounced. "What if different ones did different things? Like one gave you a loud BEEP BEEP BEEP! noise and another played an annoying song and another dropped water on your head and one of them should do absolutely nothing at all. And freak the hell out of whoever pushes it."

"And we need a big red one that says 'That was easy' when you press it!"

Mischief and Mayhem Club, Meeting #5, Monday night, 11 pm, TA Lounge

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