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TA Lounge, Wednesday 8-Feb

Callisto stumbled into the lounge before classes started, carrying a thick stack of books and a notepad under one arm.

She had most of today free, she was going to use it ~~to plot even more revenge against Skeeter~~ productively.

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Callisto turned on the coffee machine, and flopped down on the couch with a copy of Relationship Rescue: A Seven Step Strategy for Reconnecting with Your Partner (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0786866314/sr=1-3/qid=1139398248/ref=pd_bbs_3/103-3748396-7303839?%5Fencoding=UTF8).

Doctor Phil done with, Callisto refilled her coffee mug and opened up The Long-Distance Relationship Guide: Advice for the Geographically Challenged (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1931686629/sr=1-5/qid=1139398248/ref=sr_1_5/103-3748396-7303839?%5Fencoding=UTF8).

Really, all Couple Care: Advice for a Healthy Relationship (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0743228561/sr=1-1/qid=1139398248/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-3748396-7303839?%5Fencoding=UTF8) had to offer was the cute couple on the front.

In the middle of Recipe For A Good Marriage: Wise Words and Quirky Advice For Happy, Long-Lasting Relationships (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1841727865/sr=1-10/qid=1139398248/ref=sr_1_10/103-3748396-7303839?%5Fencoding=UTF8), Callisto wondered what small furry animal Crichton was right now.

The Everything Great Marriage Book: Practical Advice to Ensure an Exciting and Fulfilling Relationship (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1580629628/sr=1-32/qid=1139398568/ref=sr_1_32/103-3748396-7303839?%5Fencoding=UTF8)? Total snoozefest.

Rather than risk the cafeteria, Callisto spent lunch time with Advice for a Happy Marriage : From Miss Dietz's Third-Grade Class (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0446911704/ref=pd_bxgy_text_b/103-3748396-7303839?%5Fencoding=UTF8).

After finishing Dave Barry's Guide to Marriage and/or Sex (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0878577254/ref=pd_bxgy_text_b/103-3748396-7303839?%5Fencoding=UTF8), Callisto was scared how much more the third-graders seemed to understand than Mr Barry.

Callisto locked up the lounge and headed off to Journalistic Integrity.

She might never return...

Phoebe had yet to sleep after the happenings of last ight, so she was coming to get coffee before Camulus' class. She waved at Callsito before pouring a cup of coffee.

"Beware the wand," John says as greeting before flopping on one of the couches.

Returning in a mixed mood of smugness and annoyance, Callisto poured herself another coffee and started planning even more elaborate plots.

"I could have told you that," Callisto said as she turned the page. "You get any useful information out of her?"

Engrossed in her book, Callisto nodded absently in return.

When Phoebe sees the title of the book, she grins. "Won't bother you, just wanted to say that what you guys are doing to Skeeter? Awesome."

[[OOC: And the mun loves your Callisto]]

"Two kids, apparently," John says. "I think she was lying about the names though. Her middle's names are Helga and Alberta. Rita Helga Alberta Skeeter. Wilbur, apparently, used to call her pookie. Kids are with their father because she's either an unfit mother or a drag queen."

"Two kids, gotcha," Callisto scribbled on the pad. "I'm going with the theory that her dimension isn't so forgiving of alternative lifestyles."

"We're not doing anything to Professor Skeeter," Callisto replied innocently. "We're simply helping one of our beloved teachers in reconciling with her estranged partner."

"I don't think she's British either because I was mentioning things that even I know are British and she was clueless. I'm thinking a disguise for some reason," John says. "When I mentioned witness relocation, she started to cry."

Having used that tone of voice on others, Phoebe merely nodded and sipped her coffee.

"It's very kind that you're going out of your way to help her adjust and find happiness. However? Please let Piper or I make you and John (mostly John) something that would stop you guys from being turned into animals?" Phoebe didn't expect Calisto to take her up on the offer, but it was her responsibility to make the attempt.

"Considering what she told Kry and me, I think there's another woman involved."

"Really?" John leans forward and raises his eyebrows. "A pretty young thing on the side for Mrs. Professor Rita Skeeter? Interesting. So, you and Krycek have class today with her, right? Got a plan of action?"

Cameron entered the lounge after Maths. His arm was out of the sling, but he's still holding it close to his body and not moving it much.

"Yo," he greeted and tilted his head as he tried to make out what book Callisto was reading.

Callisto looked up from her book. "Phoebe, in case you haven't noticed, your boyfriend wants to desoul mine, and has actually attempted at least two spells that I'm aware of to do so." She put the book down. "Now I'm going to be nice and assume the caffiene hasn't kicked in yet, because otherwise I'm going to have to wonder whether you think I'm insane or merely stupid enough to risk letting anything magical from you anywhere near me or Angel's roommate."

"He's not my boyfriend," she mumbled, looking into her cup. "And in case you have forgotten, if Bel takes Angel's soul? My sisters and I are on his menu for dinner. So, I kinda have a big stake in making sure that doesn't happen. I didn't mean to suggest that you were stupid or insane." She met Callisto's eyes. "Sorry, I was only trying to help."

"Sixth period," Callisto replied. "So far I'm just looking for ideas from the books. I figure there might be something we can suggest to heal the rift between the happy couple."

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