Assistant's Lounge, Thurs Jan 19

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Done with ACJ and not feeling up to heading back to the room before Campaigning, Angel headed into the lounge to lay on the couch and close his eyes for a few minutes.

[ooc: there will be OCD threads, just a sec Threads are up!]

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Re: 3rd Period

[demonbelthazor]

"She is not a muppet," Bel said, confused, wondering how angry he should be.

Re: 3rd Period

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Oh thank god," Angel said. "Because there was a chicken and rubbing and... I don't want to talk about it."

Totally distracted this is what happens when the vamp doesn't get his morning coffee Angel cocked ha! his head thoughtfully and said, "Though how cute would a chicken with a little wheelchair be?"

Re: 3rd Period

[demonbelthazor]

"Just because something rubs up against your leg doesn't mean it's Phoebe," Bel growled. "She was bitten by a gremlin, that's the only reason she would touch you, and by the way, put a leash on that blonde skank you call a girlfriend, because if she lays one finger on Phoebe...."

Re: 3rd Period

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angel smiled the smug smile of one whose girlfriend is a fighter. "I'm telling Callisto you called her a skank. And then I'm taking pictures."

Re: 3rd Period

[demonbelthazor]

"Oh, by all means, tell her to bring it," Bel said. "She made some nasty comments about my girlfriend that need dealing with." He'd managed to remain calm while Callisto had insulted Phoebe, but the chickens had brought it to the forefront again, and this time he wasn't going to be silent. "Tell me, you share her feelings?"

Re: 3rd Period

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angel rubbed his eyes tiredly. "Oh dear god I have not missed this side of you. What answer do I have to give so we get past your knee-jerk protectiveness issues and get back on the muppet chickens?"

Re: 3rd Period

[demonbelthazor]

"Why didn't you bother to explain to Callisto that Phoebe was bitten by a gremlin the other night?" Bel said angrily. "According to her, you made it seem like Phoebe threw herself at you, and we both know that's not the case. It's hard enough for her to deal with people not trusting her because of her relationship with me; you don't have to make it worse for her. I thought you were supposed to be one of the good guys. Guess not if you enjoy hurting Phoebe's reputation."

Re: 3rd Period

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders is totally not stupid enough to mumble anything like "Dude, will you guys just kiss already?" loud enough so they can hear him.

Except sometimes he is, and now happens to be one of those times.

Re: 3rd Period

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angel certainly wouldn't be immature and cruel to muppets enough to lob a chicken in Anders's direction.

He might think about it real hard, however.

Re: 3rd Period

[demonbelthazor]

Bel hits his forehead with the palm of his hand and muttered, "What is it with you people?"

Re: 3rd Period

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders looks innocent. "Hey, sometimes it helps just to get it out of your system, you know?"

Re: 3rd Period

[demonbelthazor]

"There's nothing in my system to get out," Bel snapped, in denial.

Re: 3rd Period

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

A sage, yet comically naive, nod. "But it could be, even if you don't realize it. Then you get it out of your system and everything's okay, even if you never knew it was there to get out of your system in the first place, right?"

Re: 3rd Period

[demonbelthazor]

"A. There's nothing in my system," Bel said, ticking the reasons why not off on his fingers. "B. I have a girlfriend. C. So does he. D. He hates me. E. I hate him. So, in a word, no."

Re: 3rd Period

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders squints a little bit in confusion, because none of those letters are, as far as he's aware, in the word "no."

And he in no way sounds slightly disappointed when he says, "Oh, okay. If you say so."

Re: 3rd Period

[demonbelthazor]

"Why do you sound disappointed?" Bel asked suspiciously. "What's in it for you?"

Re: 3rd Period

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders blinks. "You know? Nothing, actually. Except possibly amusement at the expense of someone other than me, for once."

Re: 3rd Period

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"I told her Phoebe thought she was a dog (http://notstakedyet.livejournal.com/35901.html?thread=1287741#t1287741)!" Angel snapped. "Like I make such a big damn habit out of talking at all, let alone spreading false rumors about somebody?"

Re: 3rd Period

[demonbelthazor]

"Then tell her if she wants to fight with me, fight with me, and leave Phoebe out of it," Bel snarled, then blinked as he heard Anders' comment.

Re: 3rd Period

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Great! So now we're back to my comment about loving to see my girlfriend kick your ass!" Angel threw his hands into the air as though wondering why on earth they were even having an argument then. "Can we please get back to how for some god-unknown reason I'm being sexually violated by muppet chickens?"

Re: 3rd Period

[demonbelthazor]

"Maybe it's Callisto this time?" Bel said, smirking.

Re: 3rd Period

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angel was not cruel to muppets.

Non-sentient pillows, however, were fair game.

He lobbed one at Bel's head.

Re: 3rd Period

[demonbelthazor]

"Hey!" Bel said as the pillow bounced off his head. He picked it up off the floor and flung it back at Angel.

Re: 3rd Period

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

The pillow whapped Angel on the chest. "Oh nice. Very mature."

Re: 3rd Period

[demonbelthazor]

"You started it!"