Assistant's Lounge, Thurs Jan 19

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Done with ACJ and not feeling up to heading back to the room before Campaigning, Angel headed into the lounge to lay on the couch and close his eyes for a few minutes.

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2nd Period

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Angel's lying on the couch, trying to catch some z's.

3rd Period

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It's possible he's awake now.

Re: 3rd Period

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

From the ventilation grate a strange noise can be heard.

The grate bursts open and out falls two muppet chickens who begin to cluck and peck around the lounge.

Re: 3rd Period

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Deciding to finally check out this TA lounge he's got access to, Anders tries out his shiny new key only to discover that the door is unlocked.

He promptly trips over one of the chickens and faceplants fabulously onto the floor. Which is great, really, considering he's got gym next period.

Re: 3rd Period

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John enteres the TA's lounge just in time to see Ander faceplant. Ouch.

"Dude, you okay?"

Re: 3rd Period

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"I tripped on a chicken," Anders says into the floor. Because that wasn't obvious or anything.

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"You did," John says, staring at the now pecking chicken. "Did you hurt anything?"

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"Whatever was left of my dignity?" Anders rolls over and tries to swat the chicken away from his head. "Not that there was much."

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"It was a graceful fall if that helps," John says, smiling. "The chicken appears to like your head."

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"Yeah," says Anders, scowling and swatting at it again. "Why is that?"

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"He likes your shampoo?" John watches the chicken peck around. "Do you want me to swat it away or anything?"

Re: 3rd Period

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Not happy with being tripped over, the chicken attempts to hop on top of Anders and peck at his head.

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Angel stared at all of this in shock.

"...the Hell?"

Re: 3rd Period

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

One of the chickens walks over to Angel and starts rubbing up affectionately against his leg and clucks happily.

Re: 3rd Period

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Angel immediately got up and put enough room for there to be him, a chicken, and the Holy Spirit.

"Oh my God. Phoebe, is that you??"

Re: 3rd Period

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Phoebe's a chicken?" John stares. "Dude, wasn't she just a girl?"

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"She was a dog the other day," Angel said, pointing at the chicken in accusation. "With an interest in - in - look there was my leg and I don't want to talk about it, okay?"

Re: 3rd Period

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[font size="-2">[No worries. It's an LJ wide problem.]

"There was your leg and..." John gets it pretty quickly. "Oh." And he starts to laugh.

Re: 3rd Period

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Logan had some time before his Campaigning class and he had a shiny new key to the Assistant's Lounge, so he figured he'd check it out.

He stared at Angel being groped by chickens. "Look, if Cal's not giving it up, I hear John Crichton's got some good books on the subject."

Re: 3rd Period

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Angel rolled his eyes. "If I wanted cock, this is not how I would be getting it."

Re: 3rd Period

[fh_jackass]

Logan blinked. "Okay, that's way too much TMI for this early in the morning."

Re: 3rd Period

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"You get molested by chickens and then you tell me how tactful you are in the morning."

Re: 3rd Period

[fh_jackass]

Logan eyed the chickens warily. "Yeah, you know, I think I'll skip that experience." He backed out of the room and left.

Re: 3rd Period

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"Chicken!" Angel called after him. He looked down at the birds that surrounded him. "Not you guys.

4th Period

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Angel's got class so he's gone and not coming back. Lounge is closed unless another assistant opens it up.