fandomassistant | Assistants' Lounge, Thursday, March 23

"It has the potential to make her verrrrrry happy," Bel said. "But, um, you may not be old enough to handle that kind of happiness."

Blair huffed. "You know, my birthday is in just a couple of months. I'm not that young."

"Yeah, but have you ever...with a girl?" Bel asked. You'd think he'd learn from his conversations with Angel not to make vague hand gestures.

"Mailed a package?" Blair shrugged. "Well no, but what does the post office have to do with anything?"

"So to speak," Bel snickered. "No, I mean...well...do you know what the big O is?"

"Of course I do!" Blair scoffed and then mumbled into his hand. "It's something that comes right before the big P?"

Bel facepalmed. "Okay, let me explain. Have you ever seen the movie When Harold Met Sarah? With the scene in the diner?"

"No, I don't think so. I saw Shuk the other day though, with that green ogre guy. Very funny." Blair bounced a little and grinned. "The big O has something to do with food?"

"Well, it can," Bel said carefully, "if used right. Okay. The Big O. It's when, um, someone makes someone else feel really good, like so good they're shaking and stuff. Or, well, you can do it to yourself, too."

"Like a seizure?" Blair grabbed a notebook and pen scratching down really good, shaking, do it to yourself. "But good and...I don't get it. What does it look like?"

"Okay, I am not demonstrating," Bel said, holding his hands up. "Why don't you find a copy of When Harold Met Sarah and fast-forward to the scene in the diner. That'll show you what a woman sounds like when she's having the 'Big O.' ~~Er, or faking it.~~"

"Okay, man." Blair scribbled down a note to grab the movie. "So I should find out about this O thing and give that to Molly for her birthday? What if someone else gives her one?"

If Bel had been drinking, he would've choked. "Well, first you have to find out if Molly wants one," he said. "You can't really give one to someone if they don't want it. And even if she wants it, you may not be able to give it to her. Maybe you're better off with a different gift," he finished hastily.

"I could talk to Cam about it. He knows Molly pretty well." Blair shrugged. "Although flowers are looking like an easier choice."

Bel tried to remember what Cam's relationship with Molly was like. "He's like a big brother to her, right?" he said. "Umm, talking to Cam about Molly and Big Os would be a bad idea. Flowers, flowers are good. Or chocolate. Or jewelry."

"Yeah, sorta like a big brother thing. Even though they sleep together sometimes, in the non-dirty way." Blair frowned a little. "I'm getting flowers for Jaye...it seems a little impersonal."

"Do girls like kisses? Like, is that a good present? Because Molly and I haven't really kissed yet and I could plan to do that for her birthday!" Blair grumbled a little. "After the play, I kinda got practice in with a good kisser."

"Kisses are very good," Bel said. "In fact, you shouldn't be thinking about any Os or Ns or Ps until you've been kissing for awhile. And kissing's fun, too."

"Really? Wow." Blair bounced. "Yeah, getting kisses from Nadia was pretty nice and Call...umm...other times it was good. So I should do that."

"And maybe chocolate too."

Bel nodded. "Go with the kisses. That's a good idea. Just, uh, take it slow, yeah."

[ooc: Have to run -- will be back in a bit.]

"Slow is good. I can do slow." Blair bounced. "Thanks for helping me out, man! So how are things going for you lately?"

[no problem! I'm going to be going out for dinner later too]

"Going okay," Bel said. "I've been behaving myself."

"You have? That's awesome, man! Has it been hard or is it getting better with time?"

[ooc:It was the dinner party of DOOM! Seriously...doom.]

"It's hard," Bel confessed. ~~OMG! Dirty!~~ "I tend to be throw fireballs first, ask questions later. But I'm learning. It's weird being friends with Angel instead of Angelus...they're so different."

"So do you like him? Even though he's different and stuff?" Blair dug a bag of sunflower seeds out of his bag and started munching, holding out the bag to Bel.

"We still have a lot in common," Bel said. "Demons with souls. I just never let myself see that when I was...trying to change him back." He took some of the offered sunflower seeds and popped a few in his mouth.

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