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Assistant's Lounge, Thurs Jan 19

Done with ACJ and not feeling up to heading back to the room before Campaigning, Angel headed into the lounge to lay on the couch and close his eyes for a few minutes.

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"What's so funny?" Bel remarked, walking into the lounge ~~so unable to resist coming in for this~~.

John shrugs. "There are many chickens that seem to be attracted to Angel."

"Did Phoebe turn into a muppet?" Angel asked.

Two more chickens pop out of the vent and start rubbing up against's Angel's leg affectionately.

Angel leapt onto the couch to get away from them.

"Oh my god. She's cloned herself!"

The chickens looked up at Angel with total admiration, clucking in a way that showed their undying love.

"Geez Angel, what kind of cologne are you wearing? Calvin Chicken?"

Angel stayed right where he was on the couch. He watched the birds warily. "I brushed up against a cornmeal muffin when I grabbed coffee this morning. Maybe that's it?"

"Should we leave you and the chickens alone?" John teases.

Judging from the excited clucking, the chickens seem to really like that idea.

"You leave me alone and I'm Pied Pipering these birds right into your bed," Angel told John.

"You think they'd go?" John laughs at the chickens obvious love for Angel. "I think it's love."

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"She is not a muppet," Bel said, confused, wondering how angry he should be.

"Oh thank god," Angel said. "Because there was a chicken and rubbing and... I don't want to talk about it."

Totally distracted ~~this is what happens when the vamp doesn't get his morning coffee~~ Angel cocked ~~ha!~~ his head thoughtfully and said, "Though how cute would a chicken with a little wheelchair be?"

"Just because something rubs up against your leg doesn't mean it's Phoebe," Bel growled. "She was bitten by a gremlin, that's the only reason she would touch you, and by the way, put a leash on that blonde skank you call a girlfriend, because if she lays one finger on Phoebe...."

Angel smiled the smug smile of one whose girlfriend is a fighter. "I'm telling Callisto you called her a skank. And then I'm taking pictures."

"Oh, by all means, tell her to bring it," Bel said. "She made some nasty comments about my girlfriend that need dealing with." He'd managed to remain calm while Callisto had insulted Phoebe, but the chickens had brought it to the forefront again, and this time he wasn't going to be silent. "Tell me, you share her feelings?"

Angel rubbed his eyes tiredly. "Oh dear god I have not missed this side of you. What answer do I have to give so we get past your knee-jerk protectiveness issues and get back on the muppet chickens?"

"Why didn't you bother to explain to Callisto that Phoebe was bitten by a gremlin the other night?" Bel said angrily. "According to her, you made it seem like Phoebe threw herself at you, and we both know that's not the case. It's hard enough for her to deal with people not trusting her because of her relationship with me; you don't have to make it worse for her. I thought you were supposed to be one of the good guys. Guess not if you enjoy hurting Phoebe's reputation."

Anders is totally not stupid enough to mumble anything like "Dude, will you guys just kiss already?" loud enough so they can hear him.

Except sometimes he is, and now happens to be one of those times.

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"I told her Phoebe thought she was a dog (http://notstakedyet.livejournal.com/35901.html?thread=1287741#t1287741)!" Angel snapped. "Like I make such a big damn habit out of talking at all, let alone spreading false rumors about somebody?"

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One of the chickens, appearing to take an instant disliking to Belthazor *glares* at him.

Bel flexed his fingers. "One order of fried chicken, coming up," he muttered, glaring back at the chicken.

"Oh you totally stole my pun," Angel said. There was even pouting. "I was going to go there, it was going to be a bonding moment... but no. You ruined it. Be that way."

~~You had me at bondage moment.~~

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