Assistant's Lounge, Thurs Jan 19

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Done with ACJ and not feeling up to heading back to the room before Campaigning, Angel headed into the lounge to lay on the couch and close his eyes for a few minutes.

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[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angel immediately got up and put enough room for there to be him, a chicken, and the Holy Spirit.

"Oh my God. Phoebe, is that you??"

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Phoebe's a chicken?" John stares. "Dude, wasn't she just a girl?"

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[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

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"She was a dog the other day," Angel said, pointing at the chicken in accusation. "With an interest in - in - look there was my leg and I don't want to talk about it, okay?"

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

[font size="-2">[No worries. It's an LJ wide problem.]

"There was your leg and..." John gets it pretty quickly. "Oh." And he starts to laugh.

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[demonbelthazor]

"What's so funny?" Bel remarked, walking into the lounge so unable to resist coming in for this.

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John shrugs. "There are many chickens that seem to be attracted to Angel."

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[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Did Phoebe turn into a muppet?" Angel asked.

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[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Two more chickens pop out of the vent and start rubbing up against's Angel's leg affectionately.

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[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angel leapt onto the couch to get away from them.

"Oh my god. She's cloned herself!"

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[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

The chickens looked up at Angel with total admiration, clucking in a way that showed their undying love.

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Geez Angel, what kind of cologne are you wearing? Calvin Chicken?"

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[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angel stayed right where he was on the couch. He watched the birds warily. "I brushed up against a cornmeal muffin when I grabbed coffee this morning. Maybe that's it?"

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Should we leave you and the chickens alone?" John teases.

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[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Judging from the excited clucking, the chickens seem to really like that idea.

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[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"You leave me alone and I'm Pied Pipering these birds right into your bed," Angel told John.

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[demonbelthazor]

"She is not a muppet," Bel said, confused, wondering how angry he should be.

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[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Oh thank god," Angel said. "Because there was a chicken and rubbing and... I don't want to talk about it."

Totally distracted this is what happens when the vamp doesn't get his morning coffee Angel cocked ha! his head thoughtfully and said, "Though how cute would a chicken with a little wheelchair be?"

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[demonbelthazor]

"Just because something rubs up against your leg doesn't mean it's Phoebe," Bel growled. "She was bitten by a gremlin, that's the only reason she would touch you, and by the way, put a leash on that blonde skank you call a girlfriend, because if she lays one finger on Phoebe...."

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[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angel smiled the smug smile of one whose girlfriend is a fighter. "I'm telling Callisto you called her a skank. And then I'm taking pictures."

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[demonbelthazor]

"Oh, by all means, tell her to bring it," Bel said. "She made some nasty comments about my girlfriend that need dealing with." He'd managed to remain calm while Callisto had insulted Phoebe, but the chickens had brought it to the forefront again, and this time he wasn't going to be silent. "Tell me, you share her feelings?"

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[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angel rubbed his eyes tiredly. "Oh dear god I have not missed this side of you. What answer do I have to give so we get past your knee-jerk protectiveness issues and get back on the muppet chickens?"

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[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

One of the chickens, appearing to take an instant disliking to Belthazor *glares* at him.

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[demonbelthazor]

Bel flexed his fingers. "One order of fried chicken, coming up," he muttered, glaring back at the chicken.

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[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Oh you totally stole my pun," Angel said. There was even pouting. "I was going to go there, it was going to be a bonding moment... but no. You ruined it. Be that way."

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[demonbelthazor]

You had me at bondage moment.